How to rid Fairfax of incompetent employees (8 replies)

Adopt this 8th grade test from 100 years ago for modernity (e.g., the battles, some of the geography):

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/8th-grade-exam-puts-adults-test-102146198.html

Then, administer it to EVERY Fairfax County employee. Those who do not pass are fired on the spot.